Did a Mel


to be such a drunken mess and a lightweight that upon imbibing copious amounts of alcohol you are rendered involuntarily unconscious and unable to be wrested from your slumber.
i’m such a mess, i got so drunk at that party the other night that i did a mel and woke up on the couch on my own and everyone had gone home

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