did you shit the bed?
what you say to someone who turns up to work ridiculously early, as everyone knows this sort of eager beaver behaviour would only be acceptable if you had actually shat the bed, were forced to get out of it, and had nothing better to do than come to work.
colleague not due to start work till 9 showing up at 8.15: good morning!
me: did you sh-t the bed?!
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