Diddled


to be tricked, decieved or outdone. to be imbibed with false accountancies of produce.
person 1: hey guys i just got a mars bar for 70p from the shop.

person 2: they’re 40p next door man.

person 1: really?

person 3: it seems that you’ve been diddled my friend
the act of inappropriately touching a person under the legal age of s-xual activities. usually performed by fry shapland and jay inglis. can be done in any occasion and can also be related to paedophilia
jay: “holy sh-t did you hear about fry?”
kaycee: “no, jay you handsome fellow to tell?”
jay: “apparently he diddled the h-ll into an entire orphanage”
to be raped by a dinosaur, preferably a t-rex.
yo man, i was walking home from the subway station last night and i got diddled by some guy in a barney costume!

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