Diddledo
any improvised device used for the purpose of s-xual stimulation and/or masturbation. to be considered a diddledo, the device’s primary functioning purpose must not be for s-xual gratification. for example, a hairbrush, a spoon handle, a toothbrush or a chair leg would all qualify as a diddledos when they are used to diddle one’s self to a euphoric state of s-xual bliss.
having become bored with her customary routine of self-pleasuring with her fingers, jane decided to be adventurous and used her new martha stewart collection spoon handle as a diddledo and made herself squirt.
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