Diddler’s List


the female version of a man’s “spank bank”. a “spank bank” is a list compiled by the spanker who he uses to visualize during his self pleasure sessions. when a women is ready for some alone time she’ll go to her “diddler’s list” while she is diddling herself.
example no. 1:
sally mae woke up h-rny one morning and started diddling herself. she went to her “diddler’s list” and thought of the muscular trashman she saw earlier in the week.

example no. 2:
sally mae was watching the movie “the princess bride” and her cl-t started to throb at the site of “andre the giant”. she instantly added him to her “diddler’s list”.

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