Diddy Dave
a midget at work who thinks its clever to have a cup of coffee every half an hour. originally he had one every hour but when a colleague commented on his high caffeine intake he instantly decided to double it, desperately clutching at the opportunity to be thought of as something other than the office short -rs-.
tracey: ooh look dave’s going for another coffee. he’s addicted.
diddy dave’s thoughts: great! if i carry on like this for a few years they’ll all think of me as the hilarious coffee guy instead of the short–rs-d loser i really am.
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