Diet Ads
those r-t-rded ads that say “eat this and never diet again” or “people call this the holy grail of dieting”
-guy 1 on the internet searching for things on a website-
-sees dieting ad that says “eat this and never diet again” but is really saying “click on this ad and get a bunch of spam mail”-
guy 1: i f-cking hate these diet ads!!!
guy 2: huh?
guy 1: look!!!
guy 2: oh…let’s track down its ip address and kill the creator of it.
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