Testicular Exoskeleton
when your scr-t- is cold and shrinks up forming rigid creases not allowing to shave properly.
“man, last night was rough. i couldn’t even shave my b-lls completely due to the testicular exoskeleton i had goin on.”
the structure that gives b-lls firmness
i don’t get as close a shave when my scr-t- is firm. because like these ridge-y structures form, right, like a testicular exoskeleton, so any hairs between the ridges don’t get shorn that short.
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