diet coke


a drink that is to be ordered after ordering a large, unhealthy meal. as opposed to regular soda, diet soda contains no calories, sodium, carbs or sugar.
i would like 2 double whoppers with cheese, 3 large fries, onion rings, apple pie and a diet c-ke because i’m watching my weight
the low-fat, low-carbonated and low-sweetened variant of the bevarage, coca cola.

often asked-for in resteraunts or fast-food bars by overweight people for their choice of drink, after ordering the most unhealthy, fattening meal available in the building.
yes…i think i’ll have a triple cheese pizza, 5 quarter-pounders, a large side-order of fries, and a full-size chocolate cake, please. oh, and a diet c-ke, i’m trying to lose weight.
a really, really good beverage, and not only for women on diets.
“can i have a diet c-ke?” said the woman who was not even overweight. it just goes to show you that diet c-ke is for everyone!
a drink that fat people drink to fell better about themselves.
ummmmm, and a diet c-ke please
an object that looks very s-xy in the hands of certain gorgeous 21-year-old boys.

most of these boys enjoy: dressing as large pencils, killing sea monkeys, and doing inappropriate things to certain brown-haired, supermegafoxyawesomehot puppies.
i love diet c-ke and pink sungl-sses.
a term for adderall and pharmaceuticals of the like.
i have to cram for this test coming up, got any diet c-ke?
a new form of the drug that is made for the weight-conscious crackhead.
all the fun of real c-ke, just without the horrible weight gain.

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