diet face


a very simple yet effective insult directed towards people who both purchase and drink diet/caffiene free/ or sugar free drinks. and who are as well vegitarian, or eat healthy.
a: hey guys look at me, i bought a pepsi max!
b: shut up diet face

a: i’m full, want my tofu.
b: sorry i don’t except cr-p from you diet faces.

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