Diet Pepsi

the diet pop that doesn’t taste strong like diet c-ke and cheap bargain brands
diet c-ke in bottles and cans tastes terrible. drink diet pepsi.
a smoothe cola which tastes much better than c-ke. it comes in many flavors such as regualr, diet, and vanilla
can you p-ss the diet pepsi?
light, crisp, and refreshing soft drink.
“diet pepsi is g-d.”
what parents give to their kids because they think it’s better. diet sodas actually have a sugar that’s technically embalming fluid, so think about that before you buy another diet cola. also experts say if you must drink a pop, drink regular since diet is actually detrimental to your health.
also diet pepsi is an abomination of the name pepsi considering it tastes so bad it mutilates taste buds.
“hey jim, did you grab some diet pepsi?”
“…”
“jim?”
“my hands…”

“what happened?”
“the sun caused the can to explode and the diet pepsi eroded my hands before i jumped in a lake, causing all the fish to die.”
“so i take that as a no?”
“actually i have a can but this stuff makes my mouth bleed
“it’s because you still have taste buds.”
possibly the worst diet pop ever created. a drink so disgusting even when it’s the last thing in your fridge (only g-d knows how it got there) and you’ve been starving for a month you should just throw it out. even though diet c-ke really does taste bad, i would have it over this p-ss in a can any day. if you’re going diet just get mtn dew.
jim:hey tom what do you have to drink at your place?
tom: i don’t know lets go see
they walk to the fridge and open it and it is full of diet pepsi.
jim: oh jesus the devil itself has manifested in your fridge, tom!!!!!
tom: defcon 1!!! everybody, man your battlestations!!!! nuclear war is imminent!!!!!!!
a drink that most fat people drink after a big meal and think it will help them lose weight and the drink tastes like crud yet many people like it and it was proven quite a while ago that if you drink to much it slowly dissolves brain cells though for some reason diet comes in more flavors than regular pepsi.
diet pepsi is for fat r-t-rds no offence
a dark watery substance that tastes like poo, also inferior to diet c-ke.
give me some diet c-ke rather than diet pepsi.