Diet Water


a clear alcoholic drink in a water bottle, esp. vodka.
hey this isn’t water! it must be diet water.
something that only dumb–sses would buy. anybody with an i.q. knows that water contains no calories, anyways.
the moron bought a case of diet water becuase it said it contained less calories than regular water. what a dumb-ss.
ls water with out ice. only dumb people order this and be serious.
“today i went to burger king and i ordered a diet water!!”

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