diet whoopass


sugar-free -ss kicking
chester: i’m going to kick you -ss for some reason!
simon: please, sir, i’m a diabetic!
chester: okay, sport. i respect your ailment. okay, now just give me your arm. it’s indian-burn time!
simon: wow you really opened a can of diet whoop-ss on me! i recognize!
4 more definitions
a small, but spiteful taste of a can of whoop-ss.
“if you don’t get yo’ -ss to school, i’m gonna give a sip of diet whoop-ss!”
someone spewing hot air that they’re going to beat someone up, but, in reality, they have no intention of following through.
jessica, my neighbor, yelled in the parking lot that she was going to kick my a–, but she didn’t have the guts to knock on my door.
a can of whoop-ss requiring less energy and only 3 calories per serving!
“h-ll, im tired, i only got diet whoop-ss left”
a can of whoop-ss suitible for diabetics.
tara: i’m going to open a can of whoop-ss on ya.
bob: please don’t, i’m a diabetic.
tara: fine then, diet whoop-ss.

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