who needs diy (do-it-yourself) when there’s a much better option?
for those queens and kings out there, i’d like to introduce, difm.
do it for me.
why do it yourself when you can tell your friend difm?
i’m a queen so difm.
- slap you ballheaded
southern etiology – to kick someone’s -ss – usually for a very good reason. you talk to me like that again and i’ll slap you ballheaded!
is a type of haircut fancied by some girls that want to mix punk-rock with the diy tendencies, cutting their own hair and making a disaster, therefore a mutilated mullet = a mutillet. some times by mistake of handling the scissors, some times as fashion statement, you can see girls sporting lavender or mixed colored […]
- floppy fun bags
a set of ginormous saggy t-t bags. when t-tties have lost the battle with gravity. when i get done work, i’m gonna go home and play with my lady friends’ floppy fun bags!
not allowed to leave the house asa punishment . similar to being grounded guy , i had a mad p but i got sniped and now i’m couped for a week
- hipster ketchup
sriracha, that’s it. because hipsters put that sh-t on everything like my two year old does with actual ketchup. i ordered fries but the chic millennial threw hipster ketchup all over them thinking it was cool and now my ibs is gonna flair up tonight. d-mn hipsters.