Dig and Dash
the insidious sh-t-talker will employ a tactic whereby the auditor defames a subject, then high tails it fast as agoraphobic deer, before the mark has a chance to retort.
mesch pulled a dig and dash on me, he said my shirt looked clean as a mop in a dump. more out of place than a mosque in manhattan. duller than a poet at a rodeo. charming as a fly-trap in a bathroom. then he bolted like he was a one-eared alley cat at a dogfight. and dammit i was just about to tell him his breath smelled like 3-day-old tadpoles in a sauna.
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