Digger Phelps

an expression of displeasure or annoyance that something has gone horribly. this is based on the idea that digger phelps not only is a complete tool of a man, but when it comes to basketball, couldn’t -n-lyze his way out of a damp sheep.

the word ‘digger’ is completely interchangeable with the word ‘f-ck’. in times of over the top levels of failure, digger f-cking phelps may be used, abbreviated as dfp for texting.

this is the exact opposite of jay bilas
guess what honey, you get to take me and my girlfriends shopping at the outlet stores this weekend!!!

dad, i’m really sorry i got chocolate on your peyton manning jersey. it’s ok though, cause it doesn’t fit anymore…right?
digger phelps!

dude, remember that time we had all the guys from the team over for that party and your mom was home? yeah, we all banged her.
digger f-cking phelps!

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