digi dildo


the tool used by the marine corps when they want to f-ck you royally in the -ss. origionally the big green weenie, it has evolved like the cammies into the digital era.
ben: dude i tried to bone this girl in the room last night but duty came in and c-ckblocked!!

rusty: aww man you got the digi d-ld- dude, how’s your -ss feel?

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