digital canary
sealing one or both nostrils while voiding excrement in a closed sp-ce (as with a finger). following excretion, the seal is removed. this allows an accurate measure of the sp-ce’s ambient odor.
“chicks are the chess of deucin’. courtesy flushes, lipstick lighters, cr-p gaskets, digital canary… she presses one nostril shut the whole time, then uses the fresh nostril to gauge things at the end. like a pregnancy test.”
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