digital cock blocker
one who jumps into the middle of an online conversation between two people when it is obvious one of them is trying to make a move on the other. usually happens on facebook status updates or picture comments.
mark: “dude f–k tony man!”
luis: “what happened?”
mark: “i was h-tting on rose on her status update and a couple comments in tony jumps in and posts an awkward a– comment trying to join in on the conversation. rose stopped replying i was so p-ssed!”
luis: “wow what a digital c-ck blocker!”
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