Digital dividend
male -j-c-l-t- that lands on a computer screen and/or keyboard when the male climaxes while consuming p-rnography from the internet.
dave trolled red tube until he found something that tickled his fancy before he jacked off and spread his digital dividend all over his laptop.
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