it’s what common housewife evolved into.
digital housewife uses no cookware, but just photoshop, ill-strator and digital cameras to express themselves as artists or grab couple of bucks here and then working with notebook from the kichen table as freelance graphic designer, maybe thinking that this is less humiliating than cook meals all day long.
my wife? she hasn’t the faintest idea how to use a wok, in the kitchen she’s got macbook, photoshop, and printer. i think she’s just evolved into a perfect digital housewife, cooking delicious company brochures, succulent logos.. and tons of digital upholstery pictures to share on flickr.
- lottery pick
a prospect who is marrying material and possesses many if not all the attributes you’d want in a partner chris- d-mn! not only does that girl look good, she’s got a personality to match keith- lottery pick!!
- digits deep
to have one or more fingers deep inside something. man did you see that guy walking? he was digits deep in his nose. i hope he got it out. or man, that chick was digits deep in that front wedgy. i bet she’s got the hivs.
a flemwad is a young child, who is inconvieniently annoying to a person see shrimp usually has black hair and is friends with tall people. in other cases a flemwad is the green flem in the back of your throat used to clean the windows. see flemwaded “man, john is such a total flemwad!” “i […]
- d*ld* bow
a d-ld- tied in your hair i brought my d-ld- bow to school today
stands for “straight-up doggy style;” refers to a s-xual position in which a man inserts his p-n-s into a person’s -n-s. box 1: oh my god! you won’t believe what happened last night. it was our first time! box 2: gurl, wha? 1: he wanted to do -n-l, on our first time! 2: you trippin! […]