Digital Speed
the speed at which things happen on the internet.
also, the speed of your mult-tasking abilities on the computer.
to do more than one thing at a digital pace as opposed to the -n-log time at which real life happens.
ex1:
person1: dude!i contacted you like 5 seconds ago.wtf?i thought you had died!!
person2: sorry man, i was away for 10 seconds.
person1: d-mn, digital speed can really mess with your head.
ex2:
persona: wow!you got back to me really fast.
personb: i’m always online so i get everything at a digital speed.
persona: wow.so i must be on -n-log time them.
personb: yep!get with the times.
ex3:
person1: yo!did you hear about that new s-xtape that’s going around?
personb: man, that was like 2 seconds ago.everyone’s talking about the sneezing panda.
person1: whoa!my digital speed must be lagging then.it’s that godd-mn wifi connection!
personb: sucks for you.
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