(also known as netspeak, internet slang)
how to sound like an idiot. digitalk is used by people who try to sound cool using internet slang words in everyday speech, such as spoken hashtags, bae, lol etc which actually just makes them sound stupid.
digitalk is sneaking into our everyday speech and even in formal contexts too, like omg, can’t even. it’s a legit problem (you see?)
omg guess what, i didn’t even put any makeup on today but, like, my friend just gave me a compliment #blessed
1. to talk sh-t on the internet.
2. talking smack via a computer or other electronic device.
don’t digitalk me, bro.
yo, don’t be digitalkin’ me.
he is such a digitalker.
this word is a combination of the words digital and talk. the word is meant to connote conversations, or talk, that are happening online, in the digital world, about a particular topic, issue, person or event.
did you hear all the digitalk happening about the zhang ziyi photos online?
- dirt dobbing
when one sits too far back on the toilet seat while defecating and accidentally leaves small dobs of fecal matter on the edge of the seat. roger called janitorial services up to the executive washroom because one of the managers failed to situate properly on the toilet and ended up dirt dobbing.
when a school or some other educational establishment loses its official accreditation or licence to operate itself by itself, usually due to lack of competence on its own part. that school got disaccredited for being too sh-t
- dislike squad
the internet posse known for f-ck-ng up any video that reeks with dumb-ssness and/or basic b-tchness, whether it be from the person(s) in the video or the subject at hand. they don’t know each other as individuals but they’re unified on their mission. you’ll typically find them on youtube. some say they originated on the […]
the antic-p-tion you feel when watching the dots jumping in the chat box while the other person replies to you. the dotic-p-tion while waiting for my crushe’s reply when chatting, is killing me.
- dressing on the side
to withdraw the p-n-s just prior to climax during s-xual intercourse and subsequently deposit a hot load on the female’s mons, thigh, abdomen or stomach. carla loves unprotected s-x but always makes her lover serve his dressing on the side.