Digletting
the act of needing to defecate so bad that fecal matter actually peaks out of the -n-s much like the pokémon diglett does when he peaks his head out of a hole. it can be spontaneous as well.
it usually happens at social events or in places where a bathroom is not readily available.
to dugtrio is when the same event occurs but with three t-rds peaking at once.
it can be extremely painful if constipated, as well as humiliating.
can cause unwanted stains.
i was at this expensive restaurant the other day with this super gorgeous chick when i felt a wambling in my stomach, followed by a sharp pain in my -n-s. i got up to go to the restroom and realized i was totally digletting.
bob was desperately waiting to go to the restroom after eating 5 bowls of chili when he realized that he had just digletted his pants.
so i find myself in a white suit at an exclusive party. then a gust of freezing air hits me and i lose control of my bowels, which caused me to diglet.
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