DIJF? (or Did I just fart?)
dijf?, did i just fart?; a retorical question that often follows a room clearing event. also a situation where the total unpopularity of a person might leave them with the notion that a stinker must be present.
alternate applications may include;
dijs-t?; did i just sh-t?
dijp-k?; did i just puke?
dijo-g?; did i just -rg-sm?
dijd-i?; did i just die?
as the case may be…
lee; man, i was down at the town hall meeting and suddenly right in mid sentance, there’s like, n-body listening. so i turn around and theres almost no one in the entire room.
tony; happens to me all the time. right when i’m in the middle of a great rant, it’s like solo-meo time.
lee; so i’m wondering, did i just fart?
tony; yeah well next time let one just for the satisfaction, get your dijf? worth.
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