dik
similar to the word dude
“what’s up dik?”
“dik, what are you doing?”
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when someone makes a typo when writing idk
also means p-n-s
mary: what would go well with my skirt?
john: dik
john: -idk
mary: -slaps with purse-
an uncirc-mcised d-ck. basically you can remove the letter ‘c’ from d-ck as it stands for ‘circ-mcised’.
jen and melissa texting:
jen: hey melissa i just had s-x with dave!
melissa: hey girl, i am happy for ya… how was it?
jen: it was great, just that it was my first dik.
melissa: seriously? you never had one before?
jen: no, i always had d-cks, and i find them cleaner tho.
melissa: oh i love diks more than d-cks lol
jen: gotta go wash my mouth… ttyl
melissa: xx
shortened meaning of the word d-ck.
refering to the males genital organ, the p-n-s.
my dik got big when i saw that p-rno.
josh’s dik is only 2 centimeters long.
a female doctor gave me my physical, and my dik got big.
similar to d-ck, but with added abusive tone
chris, you’re such a dik
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