Dike Dude


a straight male that befriends lesbians. usually lipstick lesbians for the purpose of scoring with her hot straight or bis-xually friends. dike dudes are considered safe because they realize that true lesbians cannot be converted or temped into heteros-xual s-x and will only have s-x with a lesbian upon a direct request. warning, dike dudes or still dudes. drunken flirting is still to be avoided.
debra made sure to bring her dike dude to the party for protection form any straight guy’s advances.

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