DikTard
some dude who marries his sister because she’s so d-mn hot. he may tell you he was in the military, and wear tight little shirts to prove it…”my nipple could kick your -ss!”
derived from the word ‘d-ck’ because this person things he is hot sh-t, and tard is derived from ‘r-t-rd’ because he is too stupid to realize he’s not hot sh-t.
i wish i were a diktard!
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