Dilbertesque
(adj) resembling an office environment like the one depicted in dilbert strips, used esp. of managment trends or specific situations that have been mocked in the strips
i knew it was going to be a long day when i discovered the office printer had been moved into my already-cramped cubicle. this wouldn’t have been so bad, except that my coworkers seemed to think it was now my job to deliver them the doc-ments they were sending to the printer, but when my boss asked me to bring him the printed copy of the email i had just sent to him from my desk, it was downright dilbertesque.
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