Dildicorn
a magical horse with a d-ld- on its head instead of a horn. these magical horns are known to vibrate when a woman sits on them. it is also known to cause women to climax when riding the dildicorn.
my girlfriend climaxed when riding a dildicorn 3 times last night
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the dildicorn, also known as a vibracorn, is a rare species of unicorn. their horn is shaped like a d-ld-. they have been hunted throughout all of history to fill females s-xual needs, and have come extremely close to extinction in the past. they are currently an endangered species.
their main defense is known as a “b-tt ram”, where they charge and ram their horn into their enemies -n-s.
wow man! theirs a dildicorn in the petting zoo!
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