Dildie


a ‘dildie’ is someone who has a head shaped like a d-ld-. their head is normally long and slightly narrow, accompanied with a buzz cut to accentuate the said shape of the d-ld-. dildie’s usually have ugly or unnoticeable facial characteristics that enhance or draw more attention to the idea of the d-ld- head.
kailz: wow, ew, adam is such a dildie.
madz: i know!!! atleast he’s not stalking you.
dil-die noun
a plural for d-ld-
a whole box of dildie spilled on the conveyer belt.

why order one d-ld- when you can get a case of dildie for the same price?

dildi d-ld-es

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