Dildo Bong Lady


a gross mid-50’s woman who lives in the middle of nowhere, and leaves her d-ld- and bong out in the open for anyone to see; often gives the person who sees the d-ld- and bong the chills, because the woman is the type that you would prefer not to imagine getting high and getting down with the d-ld-.
painter: dude, we were painting, and i looked in the window and saw a d-ld- and bong sitting out on the table! who lives here, someone attractive?

manager: h-ll no! its a disgusting old woman! f-cking d-ld- bong lady, she’s going to give me nightmares tonight.

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