dildo gaggins
funny parody of bilbo baggins that can be used to p-ss of your friends.
person a:hey did you see the new hobbit movie?
person b:yeah,what about it?
person a:do you remember d-ld- gaggins?
person b:who?
person a:you know,d-ld- gaggins :).
person b:screw you
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