Dildo Hammer


1. a disrespectful name one lesbian has for her partner, implying she is nothing more than a pair of hands that operates the business end of a d-ld-.

2. a person who keeps a cigar in their mouth all day, but does not smoke said cigar. most likely this person fantasizes about having a p-n-s in their mouth but have not yet admitted to themselves that they are, in fact, a flaming f-ggot.
ex. 1: hey sandy, isn’t that your girlfriend sarah over there?

no, she’s just my d-ld- hammer.

ex. 2: why does that f-cker have a godd-mn cigar in his mouth all day? it looks like a limp p-n-s with dog slobber all over it. he’s such a d-ld- hammer.

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