dildo holder


1. someone you hire to hold your used d-ld-.

2. someone who has a d-ck that feels like a d-ld- and they play/hold it a lot.
1. my d-ld- holder that i just hired is so awesome.

2. i broke up with my bf because he’s such a d-ld- holder.

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