dildo punch


to strike an individual with a s-x toy, most often a large d-ld-, in order to cause pain or embar-ss-m-nt, often in retaliation for a previous act. d-ld- punches are most often planned and often executed with a degree of surprise. for maximum effect it is best to strike the individual in a crowded place.
“martin totally cheated on that hand. you distract him and i’m gonna lay down a mad d-ld- punch.”

“if that guy doesn’t stop chewing his gum so loud i’m gonna d-ld- punch his -ss!”

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