Dildo time


1) d-ld- time is similiar to bullet time, in which time slows down for everyone except the user, and he pulls out a giant d-ld- and runs up behind people and b-tt rapes them with it while they are powerless by time slowing effects. also, d-ld- time needs to said in an indian accent

2) a watch where all it has is a picture of a d-ld- on it, hence it is always ‘d-ld- time’
(while playing 2 vs 2 on halo 3)

me: hey jake, what time is it for these guys?
jake: its d-ld- time!!! -b-mrapes everyone-

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