Dildobotics
d-ld-botics is scientific study of d-ld-s, so that in the future, the world may have better d-ld-s, thus becoming happier and more productive. lack of adequate access to d-ld-s causes misery for millions around the world, but does george bush launch a war for their freedom? does he f-ck.
the art of d-ld- production involves detailed knowledge of the s-xual organs of women and design details must be carefully considered. for example, what is the average size of the orifices of the target market? this becomes an important question when one is in the important global d-ld- market.
some people may laugh at the idea of a science of d-ld-botics, but at the university of tokyo (which is in j-pan) the inst-tute of applied d-ld-botics receives more applications each year than there are research places.
inside the elegant, modern architecture of this internationally recognised body, are housed a plethora of top secret d-ld–ological research machines. every day, thousands of inches of plastic f-cktoys of varying length and diameter are scientifically rammed into test subjects and the results are scanned, databased, indexed, collated and extrapolated. test subjects are asked to fill in detailed questionnaires concerning their experiences.
but wait! there is much more. once a world-beating d-ld- design has been crafted, the thing itself must be made. designers, engineers, cnc programmers, chemists, molding experts, plastics manufacturers must all be marshalled and organized to manufacture d-ld-s, thus creating jobs in far eastern countries. and even after that, there must be sales, marketing and administration teams, transport departments and shipping companies all dedicated to delivering d-ld-s of the finest quality to you, the consumer.
so as you can see, there is a lot more to d-ld-botics than you might imagine.
d-ld-botics affects almost every area of our daily lives, stretching into our offices, homes, phones and cars. oh wait, that’s the internet.
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