dildock


whimsical portmanteau of the words “d-ld-” and “c-ck”. used commonly as an insult or friendly soubriquet.
tim: “hey where’d you put the beer”
john: “in the fridge, where else? you f-cking d-ld-ck!”
noun.
1. a person who you have a low opinion of.
2. a place or oraphus on ones body where a d-ld- can be docked/inserted.

bobby joe’s -ss is an international d-ld-ck. he gets visitors from all over the globe!

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