Dildo’d


when you go home with a girl after a night out but only to find you have whiskey d-ck after all the sauce you drank, so you whip out her d-ld- and finish her with that instead while still trying to get it up
aw man i was soo sh-tfaced, last night , i couldnt get a stiffy ! i fingered, her but that didnt make her squirt, so i just d-ld-‘d her instead
well basically it started from an indian means how are you. example…
gurpak says:- d-ld-d
humkapak says:- im fine thanks.

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