dildodove
a beauty found in school grounds , the d-ld- dove is a rare species found in the abandones grounds of schools for seniors. a bird that sh-ts on its pray. sir valence the first was a preditor when he got sh-tten on by the blessings of oat meal on the sirs head. d-ld- dove has been inspiring us for milleniums and will always be our number one.
d-ld-dove i love you alot
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