a monogrammed d-ld-…because you’re fancy.
the font on that d-ld-gram is exquisite! what is that? edwardian script?
a form of an -rg-sm which is triggered after a sequence/finish of amazing wrestling in a wrestling match. me: “man aj styles vs john cena was f-cking awesome” my friend: “i know right! that ending seqeunce totally gave me a wrestlegasm” me: “wrestlegasm, is that a thing?” my friend: “yea, and it was so d-mn […]
hooked on donald trump trump-jumping peons did get too involved with donald trump, following the media.
- sketty puss
sketty puss is a rare v-g-n- that looks very similar to the common arby’s roast beef sandwich. in many cases, this rare p-ssy is caused by large amounts of nonstop s-x. randy “that ole gall i meet up at the cat house last week had one of them rare sketty p-ss-es!!” jake ” hot d-mn, […]
- why the hell am i here???
a phrase used when you are in a very bad situation or you don’t want to be in the place you are. commonly used when someone asks you to do a favor involving cats or doilies. i am so bored i am submitting definitions on urban dictionary. why the h-ll am i here??? uugghh!!! my […]
the thug name for elissa/elisabeth the best nickname in the world for someone usually a very fun, cool, collected, and funny person they tend to have lots of fun but could easily eat stressed out always on the go and hard to come by they also have a rocking body if you see a shelissa […]