Dildoid


a person who posesses all of the characteristics of a d-ld- but none of the usefulness.
colin powell is sort of okay but donald rumsfeld is a real d-ld-id.
1. a spiked d-ld-.

2. a spiked,studded, or crenellated d-ld-, used in bondage type engagements in professional p-rnogrophy.

3. an extremely uncomfortable didlo or s-x toy.
“did you see that video with the d-ld-id scene? that was f-cked up!”
a new invention that is an android phone that can be used for cell phone use, texting use and most importantly d-ld- use. it’s water and sperm proof so you can get your jollies in or out of water.
guy #1 “hey have you tried the d-ld-id?” guy#2 “ya the reception is bad but the d-ld- works fine!”

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