Dildometer
a scientific instrument used to measeure d-ld-ns. d-ld-n is a derived term, like newton, to represent d-ld-es per square foot.
mr t: whoa, i’m picking up 34 d-ld-ns on my ti super d-ld-meter!
chuck norris: someone has alot of d-ld-es around here!!!
your mom: oh, that’s just me. 😉
an abstract tool for measuring acts of douchitude on a subjective scale.
the “editors” of definithing often break the d-ld-meter scale when they reject my definitions for no good reason…including this one.
a tool used to measure the rop (rate of penetration) a given d-ld- can achieve during use.
pr-nounced “dil-dah-mih-ter”
mechanics got back with my bout that faulty d-ld-.. his d-ld-meter indicated it had an extremely low rop! time fer a new dilly!
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