dildoo


a frozen t-rd used as a masterbatory device.
walter broke up with kallie when he found the d-ld-o in her freezer.
dad i’d like to do over & over
dude, beckham is a d-ld-o he is so hot when he is carrying his kid.
one who’s head contains a vaste supply of air. a waste of human matter. a worthless soul.
the guy who rejected my first definition of d-ld-o is a d-ld-o.

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