Dildopolasaur
teh p-n-s monster normally found under a womans panties shaped and textured like an actual man’s junk.
ram rod: man i was going through my girls panty drawer after boning her and found her d-ld-polasaur.
trip: how big and what color was it.
ram rod: it was the dreaded black colt. 12″ of black man junk.
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