DILF Magnet
a girl, usually in her early to mid-twenties, who tend to attract older men who are typically married & usually have kids. a girl can only claim the t-tle of a “dilf magnet” if she goes for an extended period of time of only getting hit on by dilfs & not guys her own age.
jordyn: -siiigh of frustration- it happened again….
chelsey: how old was this one?
jordyn: 37.
chelsey: divorced?
jordyn: and two kids.
chelsey: g-d j, you’re such a dilf magnet!
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