DILLON FRANCIS
a funny young fellow who just happens to be a bomb–ss dj. his most popular songs are “get low” and “i.d.g.a.f.o.s.”
although the lyrics in “get low” suggest that you “get low when the whistle blow” there are no whistle sounds in the song. instead i find my self twerking and “getting low” at most sporting events, intersections that are being directed, and birthday parties because there are where i most commonly hear “the whistle blow”
i.d.g.a.f.o.s. on the other hand doesn’t have any lyrics but that’s what the mastermind that is dillon francis intended. he simply doesn’t give a “f.o.s.” about words and threw together the -rg-sm enducing song that it is.
also he likes cats and taco bell, so that’s pretty cool
man in 20’s #1: i was gonna get low when i was listening that song but the whistle never blew, so i waited until my son’s soccer game and started twerking on the other parents as soon as the ref let the whistle blow
man in 20’s #2: i love me some dillon francis, i get low all the time
a moombahton producer from l.a. who should be on this website just because he’s that f-cking cool.
person 1: get low is such a good song. who’s song is this?
person 2: it’s dillon francis you should know who he is you piece of sh-t
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