dilly dick


a t-rd tappin, hoe baggin, c-mm lovin, skin flue playin, r-t-rd rocket who his sister was spitroasted by his pimp smoothie, “dilly d-ck” sat there and watched and whined like a little whiny b-tch while his s-xii -ss siters eyes crossed with -rg-smic delight as she chilled on smoothies lap rocket who he, smoothie, desprately needed a stiffy relief bcuz his gurlfriend thinks shes on f-ckin abstanence! as he finished with “dilly d-cks” sister, he turned to “dilly d-ck” swung the smooth-clean arc of his palm, slicing through the air to connect with his heated-red spotted cheek!
aahh!! ha! you mother f-cking dilly d-ck!

dylan sailer!

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