Dime Deficiency


a deplorable condition when an occasion, place, event, university has a lacking number of dimes compared to unattractive girls.

common cases include sausage tests, university of notre dame, and ivy league schools

any ratio less than 2:1 dimes to nickels could be considered dime deficiency, with an ideal ratio being 10+:1.
jerry enrolled at arizona state… dime deficiency must have been a big deciding factor for him.

notre dame

dude 1: yo bro you headin’ up to w-lly’s place?
dude 2: naw dude, that place has a strong case of dime deficiency
dude 1: shoot dude! thanks for the warning

john had a nightmare about dime deficiency, the next day he withdrew his application to notre dame

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